My high school romance in two events
One drive, one dance, two boys
I wasn't just a late bloomer
I was completely oblivious
One took me to Christmas lights
A clasic date, in his beat up truck
But I wasn't the girl for this devout boy
Somehow too devious and too innocent
The other was set up by his sister
He sold me on a geek club
Opened a new world up to me
But we were far from in love
So I claim I never dated
And while this is technically true
I did go on two kinda dates
But no kisses, so they don't count.