If the trick to catch a man
Is to be thin and young and dumb
Then Im not sure there is a man
Im going to try and seek
Im not willing to be submissive
To court or keep a guy
Pleasure and companionship
Can be found other ways
Im fat and old and smart
I like food more than sex
No one will acuse me of being fun
Im at odds with keeping a mate
I wont spend my life
In a perpetual chase
I think I can live without
Yeah, Im better off on my own.