Dirty old maid

Dirty old maid
perverted in my old age
as I grow tired of social conformity
it gets harder to hold my tounge

Young ladies in short skirts
Make me wanna flirt
But no one wants to play
With an old lady

Bookish young men
Ignored by the popular girls
Oh what a tasty treat
So far out of reach

But I Keep my filthy mouth shut
Act all saintly and asexual
Keep the dirty old maid
Trapped as dirty old thoughts.

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